"As a Virgo, you tend to be excellent about record keeping, so as a result, you are usually quite good at managing your financials. You have no trouble collecting and organizing receipts, watching cash flow, locating bargains, and generally getting the most from your dollar. These qualities will set you apart now and help you through a month that will bring a meditation about your earned income and how you can get greater value from the money you earn."
And now I can legitimately write off my bed. It's a desk extension, duh.